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SILLY
Friday, August 31, 2007
Miss South Carolina Teen Usa. Hahaha... This is her video before installing anything into her brain a.k.a. Brand New
This is her video after they found out there's only 64 megabytes of space.
I never get these pageant girls. Well, you will know what i'm saying if you watch MTV's "Tiara Girls". Seriously, i think its silly to still fake it on TV even when the whole world knows you are lying. World peace? I don't think they can even spell that... WAHAHAHAHA
Don't get so worked up~ Its just me
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Monday, August 27, 2007
HEY PEEPS!! apparantly there is no reply to my mass smses to invite people to go pulau ubin this coming saturday 'early' morning. Therefore, i think i shall blog to increase awareness. Can interested people tag or something?
Don't get so worked up~ Its just me
Bye Bye Bye (NSync)
Friday, August 24, 2007
Don't get so worked up~ Its just me
The Maid 2 : Fool throttle
And so, i shall continue the Maid chronicles. Well, apparantly i am talking about the same mutha*ucking maid i blogged about some time ago. After all the bullshit she gave my cousin, she sent her home last night. Something like
1. pack
2. leave
This maid has a particular habit of like not washing dishes clean nor sweeping/mop the floor. She would love to leave some grease on them. Well, didnt know she cared for the environment so much that she didnt bother to use soap.
Ok, then just last night, she decided to be environment friendly again. My cousin barely ask her to wash again since the bowl feels like it was licked clean instead of washed. She actually dare to say like, "aiyah! you ask me look after your kid, still must wash this wash that!" I was like, my god, you mean maid nowadays just eat kueh whole day?
Well, on several occassions, she will backstab/bad-mouth about my family to me. I mean, HELLO?! whos family and whos maid here? Its like imagine you go bad-mouth Lee kuan yew in front of Lee hsien long. Want to die ar! Imagine, i only go to my auntie's house like fortnightly and i can get enough nonsense from her to piss me off.
Lastly, you must be an idiot not to know this - a woman can tolerate any bullshit in the world except 2 things, another woman wearing her shoes or another woman seducing her father/husband . Well, i dunno if she did tried my cousin's heels while she was out, but she definitely did try the latter. She didnt wanted to go home on several occasions but insisted on staying back at my uncle's house while my aunt is not around. EWWW. gross. shes like fat, fugly with pimples, married with 1 child. Whatever. I think maybe next time maid package can include vibrator run on car batteries. EWW GROSS..
GOD. please go look for her picture in my blog. If you see her somewhere in your relative's house, you know what to do.
Don't get so worked up~ Its just me
The Fake Reals, The Real Fakes
Thursday, August 23, 2007
Hi peeps,
Above is a soundtrack from the super "hokkien" and local movie, 881. You know, lots of people always complain about how unfriendly Singaporeans are, how selfish we are. Well, i think most of the so called "friendly" and "ang-mohish" Singaporeans who yearns to live overseas are just fakes. Fake accent, fake attitudes, fake noses.
But the truth is, you reap what you sow. The more i talk to the aunties and uncles, the more genuine i see in them. Its how you talk to them, not how they talk to you.
I realised that these people whom i usually scrutinise with my eyes are actually more genuine than the passer-bys i awe down orchard road. And as i talk to them, i begin to undestand why a redish purple dye with a super curly perm is "in".
The other day, i was buying fish soup from a hawker and we started chatting about hair loss and how "brandy" really worked on her. And you thought you can only get that in Australia.
I don't know if you understood what i just blogged about. Its just, i see warmth and most importantly genuinity in the everyday middle-aged dressed in whatever they feel comfortable in.
Don't get so worked up~ Its just me
My house, My personality
Monday, August 20, 2007
Based on your drawing and the 10 answers you gave this is a summary of your personality:
You are sensitive and indecisive at times. You are good at making friends and when the joyful moment arrives, you make the most out of it. You are shy and reserved. If you've drawn a cross on each of windows, you always want to live alone. You are very tidy person. There's nothing wrong with that because you're pretty popular among friends. Your life is always full of changes.
You will avoid being alone and seek the company of others whenever possible. You love excitement and create it wherever you go. You see the world as it is, not as you believe it should be.
You added a flower into your drawing. The flower signifies that you long for love. We also see that you are sensuous, sexual, and privately passionate. You don't think much about yourself.
Based on your drawing and the 10 answers you gave this is a summary of your personality:
You are sensitive and indecisive at times. You are good at making friends and when the joyful moment arrives, you make the most out of it. You are shy and reserved. If you've drawn a cross on each of windows, you always want to live alone. You are very tidy person. There's nothing wrong with that because you're pretty popular among friends. Your life is always full of changes.
You will avoid being alone and seek the company of others whenever possible. You love excitement and create it wherever you go. You see the world as it is, not as you believe it should be.
You added a flower into your drawing. The flower signifies that you long for love. We also see that you are sensuous, sexual, and privately passionate. You don't think much about yourself.
Hmmm.. thats pretty true. Maybe you would like to try it too.
http://drawahouse.com/
Don't get so worked up~ Its just me
THE EASY WAY OUT
Friday, August 17, 2007
My latest artwork using photoshop. It is suppose to reflect the easy way out of life's many problems. Recently came across certain issues that made me reflect quite abit. I have come to believe that people are not made up of just physical appearance but also how they think and what they choose to be. For most in life, you have a choice. And within those choices always tag along the "easy way out".
These tempting exits provides a easy and fast solution to your problem. Of course, these fast medicine comes with a price; sometimes at a price that you cannot afford.
Don't get so worked up~ Its just me
超級星光大道 林宥嘉-Creep
Sunday, August 12, 2007
This show is basically the taiwan version of the reality "idols" show. Really take my hat off this guy.
You know, i realise a true singer is one that continues singing their songs, spreading a meaningful message. Definitely NOT like those jolin, xiao chu crap who are like puppets. GROSS. OK, even if we assume that they have a message to convey, so is jolin advising all the girls that they should wear fake eye lashes even when they go downstairs to get snacks?
Don't get so worked up~ Its just me
K - Only Human
Saturday, August 11, 2007
Oh, just thought you might wanna hear this song while you read the last entry. matches you know.
Don't get so worked up~ Its just me
A, B, C, D, E, F, G.......................
You know what? I kind of feel like humans are really funny creatures. Too unfathomable for me at times. I was reading this blog few months back and these 3 friends were like hanging out together, having fun taking silly pictures at daiso and mustafa. Lets call them A, B, C. So, A, B, C, went everywhere together like the dynamic trio or something. But it seems that nothing seems to last. And sure enough, after some stuff happended, C was gone for good.
A, B, C became just A, B.
Then recently, i revisited this B's blog and saw something surprising. A, B has a new D. Its like a repost, everything the same except the fact that D is now the new C.
A, B became A, B, D.
It just feels funny how people can forget about certain things and move on with life so quickly. Doesn't those memories mean anything to them? I mean, i know neither A or B but still i do feel something. Maybe to these people, that C is just another alphabet in their life.
Or maybe, people think that there is always an E,F, G or H.
What if there isn't?
Don't get so worked up~ Its just me
THE KILLER MAID
Thursday, August 9, 2007
So, i went to my aunt's house and the maid is seriously killing me. She has the "strangle me" face. URGH!!! I cant imagine when i shift to bedok next month. Shes sooooo bloody lazy and irritating, and shes a maid? Let me show you what she did when i was there the other time.
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This is my SOOOO cute nephew and of course, the irritating maid.
As i was playing with Baby Jair, he peed.. like in his pants.. so i screammeddddd for the maid. the reply was, wait ar.. wait ar... OK, then i waited. Then the peeing continues and i screamed again.. this time, the answer was the same again.. then i make that "ZIT" noise people make when they are pissed. Then she came and guess wad. She wiped the floor with the soiled pants. MACHAMP SPREADING PEE. Heres the area,
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She didn;t even bother to like wipe with another wet tissue or something. If that's not enough, she simply threw the soiled pants outside the kitchen door floor. OK, i assume she in a hurry. And guess what? Baby Jair is not wearing bottoms, crawling around the room. Cute though... BUT STILL!!!!
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Anyway, im not being a bitch here but she talks way too much. And being a maid whose just here for like barely 7 months, she dares badmouth about Jair's father behind his backs to my aunt. She also does suck up to people like my aunt saying what, her children are all so good looking, successful and all.. On top of that, her curry is sweet, the eggs fried with oil are more like oil fried with eggs. She can't cook, she can't clean, and she can't take care of children. Theres more but URGH! too tired to type already..
Like mutha f*cker!!! GO HOME SELL KUEH LAR!
Don't get so worked up~ Its just me
OMG - hidden meanings
Saturday, August 4, 2007
OMG OMG OMG.Ok, so lately i've doing so much housework. And just now on the way to my aunt's house from my cousin house, i came across something. Cuz i was all sticky and sweating from all the day's housework and so i had my doubts when i had to share a small lift with 6 man and 1 little girl who were similar. Turn out, we all smell the same.
dots dots dots... think... think.... think.... hahaha
Then back home, my junior told me to go the "Hey! Gorgeous" website to see some guy he voted for.... Yes, it was a prank and i almost threw up my dinner, lunch, breakfast, yesterday dinner, yesterday lunch, yesterday etc. all the way up till the month of June 2007.
If you are wondering about the looks. Well, i can give you a close hint. He looks like one of the actors in the movie 300. Yes, one of the spartans. However, its the one that King Leonidas asked to just help and be a nurse. Well, if you can recall, you will know what im talking about.... LOL...
Oh, for safety sake, i wun post that "spartan"'s picture. If you wanna lose some weight by throwing up your stomach, do PM me.
Don't get so worked up~ Its just me