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nuisance calls, maid calls

Tuesday, October 30, 2007

This moring at 8am i was sleeping so peacefully when my uncle's phone rang. No one picked it up. So i did. What came was a typical maid's voice. Ok, i thought the maid wanted to book an appointment with my uncle since hes a chinese doctor. So i asked, " Whos this, what do you want ?". i had to ask 3 times before i got the reply. She actually said im his friend. Ok, whatever.

The point is, i suspect its the maid my cousin fired last last month. I mean, it normal to fire a maid that cooks curry that taste like sugar, cleans plate without soap and sponge and puts the baby on high bed and caused him to fall and bleed. My cousin fired her finally when she shouted to my cousin, " YOU ASK ME TO CLEAN, COOK AND LOOK AFTER YOUR CHILD". I mean, isnt thats what a maid is hired for in the first place? Besides that, when my auntie was in Malaysia, she refused to leave my uncle's house until like near midnight and wanted my uncle to massage for her cuz she has muscle aches. ( WANNA SLAP HER!)... i can write a JK rowling thickness for her 'events'.

Ok, nevermind. After she was sent back, her agent refused to let her go home for hari raya cuz she owe him ALOT of money. This maid then went to my auntie's favourite hang out place, "prime mart". Thereafter, she drama-mama there begging to come back. So my kind auntie spoke to the agent to recommend her another household. If it was me, i would have call the cops.

Thereafter, the maid went to look after an old man. You know, those combination of a old man with a maid under the void deck. And the maid was given a handphone. WA LAU. She actually called my cousin to HAO LIAN about her new lifestyle with a handphone.

Ok, i think i gone too far. Anyway, BLOODY HELL, wake me up in the morning just to show off. She better not see me in the streets.

On another issue, met up with Amy last saturday and she told me she has been receiving nuisance calls, with sexual harrassment content.

At 6am,

Amy: hello?

Sex maniac: hello.

Amy: Hello?! who is this?

Sex maniac: I am jason's friend

Amy: Hello, what you want?

Sex maniac: can i come to your house?

Amy: Huh? (sleepy)

Sex maniac: I .......pace ( murmur)

Amy: What?

Sex maniac: --- vant --- thoot ( murmur)

Amy: What?

Sex maniac: --- ---- --- ---- ---- -- ( murmur)

Amy: What?

Sex maniac: I want to shoot sperm on your face

To Mr. sex maniac: My friend Amy doesnt need a facial so you can go find some other girls like Xiaxue. You will get more fun and fame out of it.

Don't get so worked up~ Its just me

Halloween Ideas

Friday, October 26, 2007

As all of us know, halloween is around the corner. Its kinda boring in Singapore cuz no one bothers to celebrate. Anyway, every year i will still think of what to dress up although it never came true for the past 8 years? So here are some ideas i came up with.

1st up would be Ugly Betty. Those red specs and braces makes the statement. Alot of layering and colour clashing gives a complete betty look. And if you aint plump enough, wear more clothes. DUH~!

Second is the French Fries costume. This one is simple. Just rent from local costume shop. But its quite bulky. Oh, you cant pee too. LOL.

Third is, no comment. I dare you.

If you aint that daring, this is like the safest choice. The devil. Red top, black jeans, black shoes, get a red piece of cape, a stick and a pair of horns. Classic.

Don't get so worked up~ Its just me

VENTING OUT

Wednesday, October 24, 2007

This particular post is purely to vent out unknown anger trapped within the body for months. It is a strictly a blog post to relief tension and give the author an improved mental health, enhanced overall well being. Any resembence of character in content is purely co-incidental. NO OFFENSE, PEOPLE.

I so feel like deleting those people who just add every tom dick and harry from everywhere in MSN. Its so bloody irritating they keep popping up and says that they have signed in. Those randoms from some school groups. I heard they have a logistic advisor now. ZOMG. Do they actually think that they are like People's Action Party (PAP)? like our parliament has a minister mentor, they also must have something like that. To me, some people just cannot move on in life. PLEASE. If you are too old, just leave. Cant stand those self-proclaim club experts that cling on like a piece of dead skin.

The Milk/Yoghurt, Straw/Spoon theory

Ok, i think this is nonsense but who cares. Say young girls are milk and when they age they turn into yoghurt. Then we imagine young guys as straws and when they turn old, their straw breaks and they have to use a spoon. FINE. i know all this is crap. LOL. Just let me finish. Milk is drank with straw and yoghurt is eaten with a spoon, not the other way round. It will be damn tedious for the old man to drink the milk with his tiny teaspoon. SO, the point is, match right and don't overestimate and think so highly of thyself. Its such a turn-off.

Ok, back to the "who is this" msn pop ups. I bet everyone has this. Not say im irritated by the popping. I mean you add cuz you add the whole list of members still ok. But its just some of my adds are just cover ups for the people they really want to add. OK, in short, i was added TOO to prevent misunderstanding when my friend comes and ask, ehhhh, he add me leh...heheh.. Geraldine knows a very good example. The next time, i think will just reject and let the misunderstanding happen. None of my business anyway. Wah~ So shiok saying everything out.

On a separate note, my group, yingxiao and me got this little first aid kit from ND tutorial. Hey yingxiao, maybe we can sell to saddiq.

The first aid kit contains,
1) A nice TP logo carrier ( black and white like chanel)
2) 1 roll of cotton
3) 3 rolls of bandage
4) 1 pair of scissors

5) 2 long plaster

6) 2 short plaster

7) 2 round plaster

8) 1 bag of safety pin

9) 1 pack of earbuds

Quite a catch for a kit smaller than your palm.

Don't get so worked up~ Its just me

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Saturday, October 20, 2007

Ok, i dunno whats wrong with my blog or youtube, the videos are not posted. just go to the clicknetwork thing and you get all the stuff i mentioned. sorry~!

Don't get so worked up~ Its just me

News Asia

OK.. This is super funny.... China disneyland? LOL. And i discovered xiaxue's "shows" are on the website. Somehow, i think her "shows" are replica of the simple life; bitchy, loud, sarcastic, the road trip is like simple life 2: road trip
The cast one tall one short... just like paris and nicole. Alot of similarity in xiaxue's dialogue too... another "trying to be" case?

I don't really read this Xiaxue person's blog in the past. But LOL... shes really funny and according to my cousin, she actually earns thousands a month just by blogging. Also, she hasn't worked since she graduated. Bertrand, maybe you can try this.

You can visit this website. They have those funny funny shows. But surprisely, they use youtube as their provider... I think its some budget start-up production. Ah! who cares anyway... Heres it.

http://clicknetwork.tv

Don't get so worked up~ Its just me

What have you done this holiday?

Tuesday, October 16, 2007

This is going to be the last holiday of my poly life. You have no idea how sad am i that poly life is coming to an end..... Its just one more semester before all the exciting and sometimes sexciting all ends. Well, I wanted to make full use of my last holiday and wrote this previously during July.

1) decorate and furniturise my new room in bedok (done)
2) shift my stuff back to bedok cuz i will be staying there durin weekdays (done)
3) fix that sewing machine (half-done)
4) finalise the design for bei, and contact tailor (done)
5) finish the shoes geraldine had paid in advance for.. LOL (half-done)
6) finish SIP report, etc. (done)
7) pack parcel to deliver to my cousin and nieces in Aussie (done)
8) go cruise (MUST!) (CANCELLED still after changing to just a KL trip)

But also,i hope to do these things,
1) Work out (treadmill, push-ups, pull-ups) (sort of done)
2) spend some time baking (its getting rusty) (done)
3) practise piano (not done)
4) come up with at least 30 looks and design for myself (not done)
5) actually create these clothes before new semester star (not done)
t6) cook for my family (done)
7) go clubbing with friends (done)
8) pass the BTT (optional) (done finally)
9) spend some time drawing all thats going on in my mind (done)
10) lazing around with maoqi at her pool side (done)
11) swim (not done)
12) WATCH A BLOODY HELL MOVIE FINALLY! (done)

Other things done
1) went to cambodia
2) spent lots of money
3) watch loads of TV
4) braces on the way

On a seperate note,
After reading blogs of friends, friends of friends and strangers, it occur to me how slow i am. It seems many of our age are already in a social position so much further than me. Oh, if only i can be more disciplined....

Don't get so worked up~ Its just me

So many things going on

Thursday, October 11, 2007

As the title says. I have soo many things going on in my life now.

1) MP
Major project starting next Monday. And guess what, i will be going to some hospital. Yes, the head herself label it as madhouse.. LOL.. OK, i don't think i cant say much on a blog since there is this saftey issue sort of thing. Well, need not say much, if you see me acting strangely, please forgive me.. LOL..... the contagious stuff in my mind probably takes a while to wear off.

2) Shift house
Okay, not exactly shift house. But rather, i will be staying with my auntie in bedok after next week comes. Which is rather stupid since my current house is so near my MP place. Well, im used to it. I just don't have much luck with geographic stuff, like waiting for bus, MRT, taxis, lifts.

Not that bedok is damn near Temasek Poly and i can cycle if i want to. But also, my dear uncle and auntie is getting old. My company would definitely be great to them. Afterall, they took care of me when i was young. Besides, i get a new furnished room, treadmill, digi-piano etc. WAHAHAHAHA and a fridge that is never empty.

3) Events
As all of my friends would know. I joined FITNESS AND HEALTH INTERNATIONAL (F.H.I.) for my internship programme. And ever since, they have been good to me and giving me lots of jobs. First was the high paying nuskin, then event facilitating, now i get to run the whole 3hour event. I even get to offer my friends jobs such as facilitators and photographers. Its really nice to recommend jobs that pay higher than average to friends.

So, today i went to recce Little India in order to make something like a "little India" Amazing Race. Sounds unfamiliar HUH! It was my first time to little India. SERIOUSLY. Primary school excursion took me to chinatown and kampong glam only. Besides, i have no business to be lurking around LIttle India. Not as dangerous as i thought it would be. But Still..... i don't think girls should be walking there alone. Unless you love those "up and down" stares and ogling some of them give you.

Ok, heres something soo 'ahem' i found out after comparing Little India and Chinatown restaurants

(OK SOMETHING WRONG >> CANNOT UPLOAD PHOTO... WILL UPLOAD THEM SOON)

You can clearly see the difference. No, i didnt colour-edit them.

4) Schools starting

5) Driving lessons

6) Continue to teach tuition?

7) Continue to learn tailoring?

8) Continue to learn Aikido?

So many things i want to do, just one Yixian. ARGH, i hope theres like 5 of me so i can do everything.

Don't get so worked up~ Its just me

NoahNoah Spring 2008

Thursday, October 4, 2007

Omg.. i found this new label!! like sooo uber nice!!
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Okay! Okay! i was lying......

This is my so called inmaginary label ... LOL... have been looking into fashion quite awhile already. Anyways, this is modelled by Germaine who is anorexic and Photographed, photoshoped by Yixian who trys to be anorexic.

I was supposed to photograph bei fang wearing "the Amanda" a.k.a space suit today.. LOL.. name given by germaine and Intan. But Bei fang was having hang over.. SO...... hahahahaha.. The pictures turn out nice so.. i shall not complain. abt not shooting my "the Amanda"

So, Stay Tune GUYS! "The Amanda" will be here soon..... MUHAHAHAHAHA

P.S.: Qiu Xia, if you want the original copy of this photo, you can pay me.. Negotiable price.. WAHAHAHAHAH

Don't get so worked up~ Its just me

BEST BIRTHDAY EVER

Tuesday, October 2, 2007

This has been my best birthday ever! LOL.. seriously... i think its sooooo freaking nice of my friends to even celebrate for me. You see, cuz i remembered all i got was a mooncake from my family when i was in sec 1. I was so sad cuz no one bothers. And now, when i don't bother already, any form of celebration is much appreciated. Even Jean mok sent me a birthday msg! ZOMG. Felt so bad we gave her a crap hamper for her b-day in sec 3 as a prank. Well, memories........ WAHAHAHAH

So, THANK YOU ALL!!!

SATURDAY

Anyways, On saturday, Gek teng picked me up together with hui yee and tim and we all went out to eat. I made her a gold satin shorts okay. Then, I went to Chill Out alone at Starbucks, reading VOGUE. VOGUE is like a bible for me. So if you haven read it, prepare to go to hell... LOL.. ok, nonsense

Then after having my ME-time, Gek fetched Amy from the tearoom and we went to Huiyee's house. The twist of that day was Yang Heng was there and he gave me a present.

S-U-R-P-R-I-S-E-!-!-!

He got me a T-Shirt. Just nice when i was looking for a black tee-shirt that is of thick cotton.

So, THANKS YANG HENG !!!

Anyways, we baked.

Individual Timings

Amy--> 6.30am (WINNER)

Chloe-->6.30am (cheated cuz she slept from 11 to 1am)

Yixian--> 4.30am (1st runner-up)

Gek Teng-->3.00am

Yang Heng-->3.00am

Huiyee--> 2.30am

Took a picture of huiyee sleeping in her own living room.. Gek say its exactly how her grandfather died. OK!! I SHOULD NOT HAVE SAID THIS....

SUNDAY

Then on sunday, i done one of the things on my "i must do before i die" check list. I saw LEE HOM for the very first time live. Seriously, not only hes talented but he is f*cking good looking. Definitely a real star. I mean, not like those idols that style thier hair and dress up. He was only in polo tee and jeans. Then when he sang, it really was like how it sounded in the album. ALL MY THUMBS AND TOES UP FOR HIM!! But then again, i will never go to these autography sessions ever again. ZOMG. Those "I WILL DIE FOR YOU" fans were like oozess... remind me of ugly green slimy things you see in ghost busters. Seriously, they do anything to get you out of thier way, including sticking you with their sweat. I will definitely go for the concert instead.

Then in the evening before i met Germaine and all for my 2nd b-day surprise, i went to view piano. Yes, i am scouting for pianos or digital pianos. Haven seen one that i like so far. either too ex or too old.

Then Ok, the silly thing about me Bei and geraldine was that because we got fooled by Germaine and gang during our first years birthday, we decided to strike back. You know, first year, all 3 of us got mayonnaise and cakes on us. So this year, they booked a chalet for 3 of us and tried to trick us first. So, the 3 of us decided !!!

WE ARE NOT GOING TO STAND THERE AND GET CAKES THROWN ON US!

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So, 3 of us happily went to cheers to buy our "weapons and defence"

Weapons --> mac's ice cream cones, rattan fans

Defence --> black trash bags made into coutours.. LOL

When we are all set and dashed in, we realised we made a fool out of ourselves... WAHAHAHAHH.. Germaine and Qiu xia planned a really sweet b-day party which we never expect. LIKE DUH!! Of course we tot, since the first time was a prank. IT was really nice.

So, THANK YOU!! Germaine, Qiu xia, Yingxiao, Intan, Zahirah, Ying Pei, Soo Ling!!!

It was a great birthday!!!! Although i didnt really buy much stuff ......

3 tops, 2 boxers, 1 watch, 1 wallet

Don't get so worked up~ Its just me

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